SHOPPING PROPHETS: Eternal Return

Welcome, fellow prophets! We're glad you're here.

As you've probably guessed, we're here to predict your shopping needs. Because, let's be real, you can never have too much stuff.

Our team of expert prophets have analyzed your browsing history, your social media, and your credit card statements to create the ultimate shopping list for you. And by ultimate, we mean, "you'll probably never get it all done, but you'll try, right?"

Here's your shopping list:

• You're going to need socks. Lots and lots and LOTS of socks.
• Underpants! Because, well, you can never have too many underpants.
• Toiletries! Because, let's face it, you're going to get messy.